Let's Play Murdoch!

[bigscary]

Make your own Post Headline, folks:

"Spitz Quitz"
"State #1 = Client #9"
"With This Ring...."

Comments

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Those are quite clever. I, alas, am not up to the task because I can't work up the outrage one way or another.

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

Spitzer or Swallow?

[avram]

From The Daily Show:

• Spitzer Swallows
• Bang the Gov Slowly

[avram]

And The Colbert Report:

• Eliot Mess

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

Looks like the Post went with ... "Ho No!" Not exactly "Headless Body in Topless Bar." How the mighty have fallen...

[bigscary.livejournal.com]

On that note, gawker (http://gawker.com/5003686/top-these-spitzer-headlines) has the actual tabloid headlines. I like the Daily News' best, myself (Pay For Lov Guv).

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. The Daily News has, IMHO, been winning the cover wars for years. For example, you're probably too young to remember "Cry Baby!" which prevented Gingrich from ever being taken seriously again.

[kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I like Gawker's suggestion, "No Pass On High Class Ass!"