Is this a shark I see before me?

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Her pure love soothes his tortured soul.
Her pure love soothes his tortured soul.
Her pure love soothes his tortured soul.
PURE LUUUUUUURVE GRRGGLLELLEBRRRBGGGLL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL

If her eyes were a funny color, this would be S1 fanfic written by a 14 year old girl with a giant woozy crush on Mr. Gray. As it stands, I just said the above line as soon as she stops his terrible, stupid suicide attempt (honestly -- you take the time to make a proper noose, but make it neither tight enough nor give yourself a sharp enough drop to do it right? You deserve the agonizingly slow death you've just guaranteed yourself), and since then I've been repeating it whenever that story is onscreen, and just screaming at the rest.


ETA: "We now return you to Everyone Hates Papa Petrelli!"
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