He said it, not me...
To quote my Contracts professor:
So, not entirely unlike Law School, then.
...but only a stupid judge would say that. So why do they bring the second action? Because most judges are stupid!
[Cue rant of how stupid judges are, interspersed with laughter from the class, ending with:]
You think it's funny now? Just wait until a borderline psychotic, dressed like a penguin, is screaming at you, red in the face.
So, not entirely unlike Law School, then.